imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
capricorns would look so weird. like, “hey, do you like my goat horns? they go perfectly with my fucking mermaid tail.”
BUT ALL VIRGOS WOULD JUST BE LIKE PRETTY GIRLS WITH WINGS YES THIS IS GREAT
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time